it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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