i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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