Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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