I'll bet she douches with gravy.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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