shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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