Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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