If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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