I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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