mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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