i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You're breaking my sexual little heart
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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