guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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