so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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