Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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