how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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