He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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