i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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