You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
