my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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