Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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