i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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