I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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