Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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