This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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