How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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