She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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