Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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