google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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