I need help removing her.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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