fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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