We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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