I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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