what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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