no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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