when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
oh god the rape fog is back!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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