Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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