Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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