i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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