too bad you live with your parents still
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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