I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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