and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We need to rekindle our bromance
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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