i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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