Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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