It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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