If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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