I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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