i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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