Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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