Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Randomize
