I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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