just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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