so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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