You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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