im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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