the condom got lost in my hair
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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