mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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